Cheeky Plant Labels - The Colourful Collection

Cheeky Plant Labels - The Colourful Collection

Because "Basil" is boring. Who needs a generic herb label when you can have Prickly Bastard, Drama Queen, or Dryer Than My Humour in your garden instead?

These handmade ceramic plant labels are hand-stamped in my East Sussex garden studio, with each word filled with colourful underglaze before being dipped in a clear transparent glaze. The result is bold, readable, and completely irresistible to anyone with a garden, a potted plant, or a sense of humour.

A note on the wonk: the labels were fired standing upright in the kiln, which means they have a slight natural curve to them. I'm calling this a feature, not a bug - it adds to their handmade charm and they still stand up beautifully in a pot.

Choose your label from the selection - or buy a few and let your plants develop some personality.

Available labels: Dryer than my humour * Needier than my Ex * Fancy Grass * Whatchamacallit

Approximate Specifications

• Size: 18cm long x 1.5cm wide 

• Weight: 45g each

• Usage & Care: For outdoor or indoor use. Hand wash recommended.

• Origin: Stoneware clay - handmade in my East Sussex garden studio, part of The Colourful Collection