Skip to product information
1 of 6

Vampire Deterrent Platter | Comedy Roast | Fugly Duckling Collection

Vampire Deterrent Platter | Comedy Roast | Fugly Duckling Collection

Holds Garlic Bulbs and Regret.

This handmade ceramic platter weighs in at a bold 730g - and that's after being tactically carved to avoid small planet status.

Inside, decorative ridges offer questionable culinary potential (it's totally useless for actual garlic shredding), but it’s ideal for keys or coins.

The glossy black glaze swirls into tortoiseshell drama near the rim, while the metallic bronze exterior gleams like it’s auditioning for a fantasy epic. Bold, heavy, and unapologetically impractical.

Approximate Specifications

  • Size: 21cm wide x 4.5cm high
  • Weight: 730g

  • Usage & Care: Dishwasher safe. Not suitable for microwave use

  • Origin: Stoneware clay. Handmade in the UK and part of the Fugly Duckling Collection

Regular price £12.00
Regular price £12.00 Sale price £12.00
Almost Perfect Sold out
Includes free UK delivery!

Quantity
View full details